Written Foreplay

I am a college student, I don't guarantee you're going to like what you see or what I say, I also don't guarantee a free gift with purchase (I'm broke). Sometimes I have a lot to say, sometimes I don't. Sometimes I'll post. I'm not an artist, a genius, a master/mistress (not part of that scene, sorry). I'm not always funny, I'm not always interesting. I'm not always productive, probably like now. I'm not a lot of things. I am also a lot of things. There. There's a contradiction. Everyone likes contradictions. However, I am here, I have nothing better to do, and if you're on here you don't either, so I don't want to hear it. Saying this as an after-thought: Irony amuses me, as it stabs me in the back. We like contradictions here.